States and school districts struggling to hire teachers in the final days before school opens are offering all kinds of creative incentives to attract applicants. Among them: redesigning teachers' lounges to resemble quaint New England inns, replacing degree requirements with height requirements, offering free tickets to school plays, and promising unlimited bathroom passes. For details, see the infographic in this week's issue of The Onion, America's finest humor magazine, at http://www.theonion.com/onion3729/infograph_3729.html
