It's been a busy week in the capitol: the onion reports that middle-school civics teachers have been dispatched to resolve the debt crisis and Jon Stewart will be making a televised appearance at the SOS rally. A man who pretended to be in high school (don't we all) has been arrested, and a teacher who complained about lazy students is no longer out of a job. Also, here's a brief history of cheating.
-Joshua Pierson, Fordham intern