Dogs, horses & Iguanas. Oh My! Catch this on prime time television! Please just be sure that you are always following the golden rule of the USDA: don't use lunch-data in student-assignment plans. The good news is that healthy schools will now get grants, so long as they don't sell bananas. And make sure you send your kids to an afterschool program that has virtual tutors. Why don't we just let counties run our school? After all, when the nation has a cold, schools sneeze.
-Gerilyn Slicker