Beware?Plastic Pellots may whiz by you in your dating violence course. Hopefully, the new physical education requirements will help you avoid this prison-pipeline school misdemeanor. After swiftly dodging the pellet, be sure to stop by the royalty court celebration where a lesbian couple finally has permission to walk together. Just be sure to check in with your Tiger Mom!
-Gerilyn Slicker,? Fordham Intern