Buckle up and ride the brand new school bus! Hopefully you don't have any problems with bullies or monoxide along the way. If you are worried, though, you don't even need to leave your home for an education. After all, who wants to be a failure in the classroom when we could just abolish the bureaucracy , let kids vote, and learn from the comfort of our own home?
-Gerilyn Slicker, Fordham Intern