CALL 911?From employees watching porn to extracurricular sex toy lessons, sex is leaking into our schools at dangerous levels. Apparently, though, it is not having an impact on our students because the amount of sexual contact has decreased for those in their late teens and early 20s. If you are worried, you can follow these 27 steps to firing bad teachers or make those overpaid teachers give extra money back! Keep singing O! Say Can You See because bus ads are going to save our schools!
-Gerilyn Slicker, Fordham Intern