You are no Mark Zuckerberg, so you had better get a degree! Anyway, the popular kids are the most bullied, so there is nothing to worry about. But be sure to pay attention, because some teachers refuse to instruct the uninterested. If you feel lost, just reference the 10 commandments and don't stage a sick out. Then, start day tripping and continue racing to the top!
-Gerilyn Slicker, Fordham Intern