What is the one-stop shop for education today? Wal-Mart, apparently. Here, you can pick up your fries & pizza and pull out your federal funds to pay for video games and iPods. You should also purchase all of the founding fathers material you can find if you want to graduate. Most importantly, stock up on your flip-flops to be the most successful intern you can be.
-Gerilyn Slicker, Fordham Intern