Urgent: Parents, do not send your children to Hitler's ?Nazi tyrent? charter schools! And don't think you can escape the criticism, either? parents will now be graded based on student readiness. You should probably just go to school with your child to ensure that the teacher is practicing the good-teacher diet. But if you want your child to get the best grades, make sure that the school has later start times and provides chess. If not, you should probably switch your child to a tiny island school.
- Gerilyn Slicker, Fordham Intern