School scandal sweeps the nation this week!? From comb-based assaults to truancy fines to a sizzling lesbian classroom romp, it is time to evaluate the sizes of our classrooms and consider more gay friendly schools. Though some boos were voiced in response, at least we have one wonderful teacher who was willing to sell his baseball collection to send a student to college. And if nothing else, we know that we can count on our schools to cut cheerleading and let our kids gamercize!
-Gerilyn Slicker, Fordham Intern