Secretary of Education Arne Duncan has been all over the news recently, exhibiting his ravenous desire to learn like two Afghani students in Malden, Massachusetts. You can now read about it on the school bus on your way to Plantersville Academy summer camp with your friends, who will also up your academic rank! While you're at it, avoid obesity with videos using your high-tech whiteboard. What could be more costly than that (other than required MacBooks)?
-Jessica Klein, Fordham intern