This post was a part of our April Fool's Day edition of The Gladfly! Please don't think we're serious about this.
Happy April Fools' Day! While the jokes will be flying today, be careful you don't get one of these staff memos! What's your policy on pranks? Should there be zero-tolerance or zero-waste? In the spirit of the holiday, make a guess?are these jokes or just the unfortunate reality: 1. Grass cutters earn more than teachers; 2. Expired food is taking over our schools; 3. We have declared a bedbug victory! Good luck out there today?when in doubt, leave it to the little fingers.
-Gerilyn Slicker, Fordham Intern