This post was a part of our April Fool's Day edition of The Gladfly! Please don't think we're serious about this.
In the spirit of doing more with less, and enjoying some fun: a blog post that everyone can appreciate. Feel free to fill in the blanks yourself as your party line dictates. But, please, no language that couldn't appear in a family publication?that means you, Neal McCluskey.
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