It is by no small accident that Gadfly was able to get his pulvilli (as in the plural of pulvillus, of course, the sticky footpads on the feet of flies) on a copy of the OECD's Australia report. Major props go out to the Australian Minister for Education Julia Gillard and her staff, who through determination and a few strings, procured our copy. We'd high-five ya but you might get stuck to our tenet setae.